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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:31

So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
7 Yogurts That May Wreck Your Body - Eat This Not That
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Jurors in Harvey Weinstein trial reportedly fighting among themselves - BBC
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Practice Report: Takeaways From Start of Second Week of OTAs - Baltimore Ravens
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
The Verge’s guide to Amazon Prime Day 2025: best deals, tips, and tricks - The Verge
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way